The Vampire Diaries next to the Disney Store….

Yeesh…I barely know where to begin. Remember the days when vampires were monstrous creatures of the night that reveled in the carnage the caused? When they weren’t overly moisturized emo bohemian tormented souls wannabes? When they actually killed people?

Although…on second thought, it makes perfect sense for them to be besides an outpost for the Empire of the Bloody Mouse? After all, there isn’t a bigger vampire out there…behind the face of Mickey is a ravening beast draining the lifesblood of what passes as Western culture these days. So it could seen as a sign of respect, one predator to another…